puszysty

Yes, indeed, the time of the year when one sells back books for way less than paid for, time for cramming all the information you have learned in the past 4 months into your head in a matter of days, and time again for

What I have learned in college

This is the 4th rendition of this list, which just keeps getting longer as time goes by. The first 3 editions can be seen here, here , and here. Enjoy :)

It’s harder to prevent from talking to yourself than to other people.
Be sure to always check your saline solution at the door.
Orientation activities are way more fun when you’re an upperclassman.
The Kletz- good for curly fries, bad if you’re recovering from food poisoning
It’s never too cold to go to the beach
When in doubt, the answer to every question is yes.
Calling someone a Marxist is a good insult.
Love stinks
Wandering can be called a hobby
Thinking about economics is not necessary
Studying is more fun with two people. But there is no studying allowed after 2 am.
Blame the government
Watching Desperate Housewives makes you a heathen, but its ok if you watch Extreme Home Makeover beforehand
Elbows and shoulders and head head pose
Lying on the floor can be tough
You too can be a buddha
Boys- can’t live with them, can’t live without them
Do not, I repeat do not, upload your favorite cd to your computer because you will become addicted and wonder why you ever uploaded it in the first place
Laundry costs way more than it should
The entire story of Parzifal- backwards, forwards, upside down, sideways…
Finding a roommate can be very difficult
Brazil is in South Africa
I am capable of eating a meal with chopsticks
Who needs sitcoms when one has the incident report
Watch out for screen doors. They hurt
It can’t be done three times. Sorry.