As it nears the end of my first full year of college...
I bring you
Citing major local news in essays makes you look smart
Using things out of context is perfectly acceptance in research papers
Pizza Hut really is in fact good pizza
Spring break plans are best made early
Finding an advisor is far more difficult than it should be
Preservierungsmittel does NOT mean food preservatives
The most social life on campus involves the dining hall
Even something as innocent as Care Bears can be taken the wrong way
You can write a serious academic paper with curse words in it
Don’t judge a class by its title
Banquets, not matter how long or boring, are always worth attending
Thinking about thinking is still boring.
Keep it real yo
Water balloon fights after 11 pm are perfectly acceptable
No matter how sarcastic you think you are, there is always someone who is moreso.
It is impossible to give up men for lent.
Wear sunscreen.
It can be done. Twice.
What I have learned in college part 3
Citing major local news in essays makes you look smart
Using things out of context is perfectly acceptance in research papers
Pizza Hut really is in fact good pizza
Spring break plans are best made early
Finding an advisor is far more difficult than it should be
Preservierungsmittel does NOT mean food preservatives
The most social life on campus involves the dining hall
Even something as innocent as Care Bears can be taken the wrong way
You can write a serious academic paper with curse words in it
Don’t judge a class by its title
Banquets, not matter how long or boring, are always worth attending
Thinking about thinking is still boring.
Keep it real yo
Water balloon fights after 11 pm are perfectly acceptable
No matter how sarcastic you think you are, there is always someone who is moreso.
It is impossible to give up men for lent.
Wear sunscreen.
It can be done. Twice.