puszysty

Went to buy stamps today. The ones they gave me wish you all a happy Eid. Now, I know this part of the postal service's attempt to be all encompassing over the holidays, but I'm pretty sure Eid was back in October. Try again USPS.

Ps, I still have a few xmas cards left so hit me up.

and I don't think any of these people read my lj anymore, but this was pretty funny anyway

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave zifnab15 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for biscuitx (10 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I pushed lixxy in the mud (-17 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been nice (9 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, puszysty

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