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posted by [identity profile] adorkable08.livejournal.com at 12:09am on 05/12/2008
Lance Mfg:

Lance Potato Chips
Taste: These are very similar to Wise chips and as such were highly praised by the 12-year-old member of our tasting panel. Another taster cited their "old fashioned chip taste." But others weren't as impressed, describing the chips as bland, salty and greasy. Pithy comments included the following: "Wooden." "Kinda bland, kinda dull." "All salt and grease."

They also manufacture crackers-- those peanut butter and cheese cracker sandwiches which are YUMMY. Their radio ad featurs Adam Corolla and their slogan is 'I've Got Lance In My Pants' which cracks. my. shit. up.


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posted by [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com at 01:29am on 05/12/2008
I spent a few weeks being greeted at work every morning by my then charges waltzing out in their PJ's howling: 'I've got Lance in my pants, I've got Lance in my pants!'

I consider refraining from replying that I was insanely jealous among my very greatest accomplishments.

Aaaaand, now I will be singing that for a few days.

I've got Lance in my pants
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