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1. Write down the names of 11 characters.

2. Write a fic of twenty-five words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

Even though I've seen the prompts like 5 times already...

The BSG version:
1. Felix Gaeta
2. Anastascia Dualla
3. Saul Tigh
4. Sam Anders
5. Louis Hoshi
6. Admiral Cain
7. Helo Agathon
8. Kara Thrace
9. Sharon Agathon
10. William Adama
11. Gaius Baltar

1. First time, 4 and 6 (Sam Anders and Admiral Cain)

The quarters were nice, he had to give her that. It was just the other things....

"So, Sam," she asked. "Whips or chains?"

2. Angst, 7. (Helo)
Helo looked down at the cold dead body of his wife. He didn't even notice the blood on his uniform.

3. AU, 1 and 8. (Felix and Kara)

It figured Gaeta would use some bullshit excuse to get out of the Demetrius mission. She just hadn't though the admiral would go for it.

4. Threesome, 3, 6 and 9. (Cain, Tigh, and Sharon)

"I am not frakking a cylon," insisted Admiral Cain, pointing to Sharon.

"Lady, you're outnumbered," replied Saul.

5. Hurt/Comfort, 5 and 10. (Louis, Bill)

Louis saw Bill Adama sitting alone on the hill next to a pile of rocks, and he knew. Louis went to sit beside him.

6. Crack, 1. (Felix Gaeta)

"You really made Starbuck your servant for a day?"

"Yup," said Felix. "Totally worth that week in hack."

7. Horror, 10.

Bill couldn't believe it. It just...couldn't be possible.

There was no way the fleet was out of toothpaste.

8. Baby fic, 5 and 9. (Louis, Sharon)

"You're sure her mother was the Eight that Felix..." Louis asked.

"Positive," said Sharon, handing the child to Louis. "If you need help, we're here."

9. Smut, 2 and 8. (Dee, Kara)

"So it seems that someone's been left out of this little love triangle," said Kara, straddling Dee's lap. "Let me fix that."

10. Romance, 4 and 7. (Sam, Helo)

"I don't know if Kara will go for this," said Sam.

"Trust me," said Helo. "Kara likes to be wooed as much as any girl."

11. Death fic, 2 and 11. (Dee, Gaius)

He hadn't known her. Likely never even met her. But Lee had to admit, Gaius Baltar probably gave the best sermon for Dee's funeral.


Popslash version:
1. Chris
2. Justin
3. JC
4. Lamp
5. Nick
6. Kevin
7. Lynn
8. Joey
9. Lance
10. Lou
11. Britney


1. First time, 4 and 6 (Lamp, Kevin)

"Well," Kevin sighed, looking at the bubbling lamp. "First time for everything I guess."

2. Angst, 7. (Lynn)

A tear rolled down her cheek. She was worried, leaving him like that. It was hard not going on tour with the boys.

3. AU, 1 and 8. (Chris, Joey)

"I'm in?" asked Joey.

"You're in!" exclaimed Chris. "Lou wants you to be the sixth member of the Backstreet Boys!"

4. Threesome, 3, 6 and 9. (JC, Kevin, Lance)

"Now, if Lance is over here, and Kevin is over here..."

Lance and Kevin stared at each other. Why had they agreed to this again?

5. Hurt/Comfort, 5 and 10. (Nick, Lou)

Fuck that, I'm not going there. Next!

6. Crack, 1. (Chris)

"Pixie sticks?" Chris asked.

"Baaa," said Lance.

"You're no fun." Chris downed the pizie sticks himself.

7. Horror, 10. (Lou)

JC put down the paper in shock. Not only was Lou out of jail, he was putting O-town back together.

8. Baby fic, 5 and 9. (Nick, Lance)

"I don't know Lance, I'm not so good with babies."

"But he's so cute!" said Lance. "I won't make you change his diaper, I promise."

9. Smut, 2 and 8. (Justin, Joey)

"Damn," thought Justin, watching Joey undress. "Thank you Dancing with the Stars."

10. Romance, 4 and 7. (Lamp, Lynn)

"I don't know what Chris was talking about," said Lynn. "I think you're positively adorable."

Lamp bubbled.

11. Death fic, 2 and 11. (Justin, Britney)

The Death of an Era! the papers proclaimed. Justin threw the paper in disgust. It was just a damn breakup.